Big Vaginas

I thought this needed to be done as a parallel to the penis size post. Guys sometimes defend themselves by adamantly claiming that it isn’t their dick that’s too small, it’s their lover’s vagina that’s too big. I guess that seems like a plausible argument. Especially when Larry David delivers it.

Based on the clip, it’s pretty clear that the nurse has a gigantic vagina, but in all fairness, Jeff doesn’t really seem like he’s packing a particularly big one, either. Plus, he fucks retards. Wait, this post isn’t about Curb Your Enthusiasm. What was it about, again? Oh yeah.

I looked it up (no, I don’t have anything better to do), and unless you’ve shot out a couple of kids, your vagina can’t really be abnormally large.

“If you’ve never had children, it’s almost unthinkable that your vagina or vulva is too big.

Unfortunately, there’s a very common myth in some parts of Britain – a myth to the effect that a woman who has lots of sex will get a large vagina. This is just nonsense! No matter how much sex you have, it won’t affect your vaginal or vulval size.

But what does affect your dimensions is childbirth. Unfortunately, the more babies you have, the more likely your vagina is to become widened. This is due to damage to the muscles and other supporting tissues of the vaginal walls. It’s more common after difficult and prolonged labours. It can often be prevented by very determined use of the postnatal exercises that midwives and physiotherapists teach.”

Suck on that, men. So ladies, keep having all the [safe] sex you want. You might not be as tight as a virgin, but they’re boring to sleep with, anyway.

-Melissa

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6 responses to “Big Vaginas

  1. BoB SaGeT

    So why is it that some girls are loose like a goose(fitting beer cans up their cunts) and other girls can barely hand two fingers?

    • badbangs

      well, bob saget, girls tend to tense up when they’re nervous. it takes certain girls years before being able to put a tampon in, even though a tampon is much thinner than a dick.

      lubrication also factors in, especially with big items like beer cans. very classy, by the way! lol.

      sometimes (though rarely) vaginas are in fact abnormally small.

      usually, though, the size of the girl’s vagina is fine; she’s probably suffering from a case of vaginismus, which is a different post altogether.

      if you’re curious, here:
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vaginismus

      -mel

  2. Janet

    I seen a video once of a girl with a FULL 2L bottle of coke shoved up her. All I could think was “WHY?!?!?!” That can’t fell good, and how is the poor guy suppose to feel compared to that? I mean, you park a RV in the Grand Canyon and it looks small!

  3. Generally I do not post on blogs, but I would like to say that this post really forced me to do so, Excellent post!

  4. GiGi D`Agostino

    what about women who have that like 2nd stomach that makes it look like a fat vagina, thats kinda neat.

    PS. Curb rules.

  5. There’s good info here. I did a search on the topic and found most people will agree with your blog. Keep up the good work mate!

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