Alt Porn

I am extremely ambivalent towards porn. God knows how many arguments I’ve had with past boyfriends and their late night habits. Porn is cheesy, laughable and usually unrealistic.

I love SexTV and they often have segments on feminist/alternative porn. I was curious and decided to check it out for myself. So here’s my Top Alt Porn Picks, a collection of amateur & fetish websites. As you may have gathered by now, this post is obviously NSFW.

Period Porn

Erotic RedI hate my period as most women do. My cramps are so bad it feels like my fallopian tubes are being contorted, I literally cry over spilled milk and I’m really fucking horny. Like so horny I could hump the edge of the bathroom sink. I’ve had period sex a few times and sorry, but I don’t really like it. As my boyfriend would say, it’s like throwing a hot dog down a hallway. I get so wet from being horny and so wet from bleeding that the sensation is almost lost. Back to the point, period sex is something uncommon in most porn and is usually viewed as disgusting. The ladies at Erotic Red, however, embrace their bloody rags with gusto. I must warn you, this site is not for the faint of heart, especially if you’re one of those guys who freaks out at the sight of bloody pad in the trash can. I thought this site was pretty clever and liked that it wasn’t specifically geared towards a fetish audience. Some of the pictures are very light and dare I say cute. I can’t say I am particularly turned on by this, especially the bloody face paint or the assortment of soiled tampons. I just thought it was an interesting take on period sex, since most Google searches will give you results like menstruationsluts.com or rapepaysites.net.

Eco-friendly Porn

FFFI try my hardest to recycle and close the tap when I brush my teeth, hell I even started to compost. However, if you want to save Mother Earth while getting off, then I suggest you visit Fuck For Forest. These activists basically have you pay to watch them have sex and proceeds go to, you guessed it, saving the rain forests. Unfortunately, there isn’t much to see if you’re not a member and I’m too cheap to become one. It’s basically a lot of dreadlocks, trees and sex. FFF feels that sex and nature are being treated like crap and they’re on a mission to “reclaim sexuality [while] presenting a good message”.

Messy Porn

Splosh“Sploshing or a wet and messy fetish (WAM) is a form of sexual fetishism whereby a person becomes aroused when substances are deliberately and generously applied to the naked skin, or to the clothes people are wearing.” -Wikipedia. Sploshing is a fetish that I think everyone should try. I haven’t done it but it looks so fun! I doubt I’d go as far as having sex while covered in cream pies but I’d definitely love writhing around naked on some tarp. Look at these girls, they’re having the time of their lives. My fave sploshing sites are Wet & Messy Fetish Girls, All WAM and IWAM. Like most fetish sites, you need a membership to watch full length vids, but I found a few on Youtube.

Amateur Softcore

Beautiful AgonyMasturbation is normally something very private and in the case of women, almost taboo. Beautiful Agony lets just about anyone share their most intimate moments with the world wide web. There’s a catch, all you get to watch is the person’s face while they do the naughty and their look of relief once they climax. They have a free sample & preview, but you need to subscribe for more clips. I really love this website because there is a an amazing variety of people, young, old, nerdy, chubby etc… I Feel Myself is also interesting. It’s an amateur website, but the scenes are shot in a studio with a professional crew. IFM’s “focus is on real women having real orgasm”, although I get the feeling some might be staged. Nevertheless, IFM is pretty sexy and definitely not cheap.

Goofy Porn

XXXorcistTommy Pistol is a QT pie. He’s funny, nerdy, quirky and takes porn to the next level (think Orgasmo). Not only is he a porn star, but he also directs the movies he stars in. Pistol has a very tongue-in-cheek approach to porn and likes to mix horror and gore. His most famous movies are The XXXorcist, Evil Head (parody of Evil Dead) and Not Another Porn Movie. It’s pretty hard to find his movies online unless you resort to torrents, but there are great stills on his website. Tommy never degrades women in his movies, which is really commendable in the porn industry. Oh and he’s expecting a baby! Congrats!

My eyes are burning from having surfed so many porn sites. You guys better put them to good use.

-Maria D

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3 responses to “Alt Porn

  1. kdoor

    This entry is hilarious && this whole darn blog is amazing. I am hooked, hooked, hooked. You ladies absofruitley say what most girls are too shy or whatever to say. Love the candidness.

  2. I never knew eco porn exists! For the first time in my life I’m tempted to join a porn site – I never thought that would happen.
    I’m going to spend the night looking though this stuff and we’ll see if its any good. Although I like watching it, I’m quite picky when it comes to porn..

    Thanks for the tips!

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