Nude, Shit-Covered Man Jumps Into Stranger’s Pool

RobertStarkHigginsFlorida-resident Robert Stark Higgins jumped into a stranger’s pool on Saturday. When you think about it, that’s just one of the downsides of having a pool: hooligans love sneaking in for late-night swims. Except this particular incident happened at 9 p.m. And the hooligan was naked. And covered in feces. 

After taking his little dip, Higgins, 21, stole a towel and ran away.

A police dog later chased after him. Following Higgins’ scent must have been considerably easy.

When cops finally caught up with him, he admitted he’d been drinking beer and vodka.

You know, I almost can’t blame him. Beer shits are so relieving (I assume the poopie was his). It might have been a little more convenient to find a bathroom and toilet paper, but whatever.

-Melissa

Via NY DAILY NEWS

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4 responses to “Nude, Shit-Covered Man Jumps Into Stranger’s Pool

  1. Too bad Melissa doesn’t right articles about finding places to dump in Florida. Could have saved this guy a butt load of humiliation. w00t, pun intended!@#!@

  2. leslie`nikole

    the face i’m making, there is no emoticon for it.

  3. This reminds me of the part in Slumdog Millionaire where he jumps into a pond of shit just to get an autograph from his favorite movie star 😀

    Btw. I linked you in my recent “I love…” list, because I was so impressed with the eco porn you found. (hope you don’t mind!) Not that i viewed it yet, but just the IDEA gave me kicks. I’m contemplating on becoming a member… If I do I’ll report back to you how it is..

    • badbangs

      Awesome! Lemme know how the porn is..
      Ive seen a bit of it on television a couple of months ago
      and its very real, not airbrushed, which I liked

      Maria D

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